You might want to consider switching fields…(There are 2 images below, please click on both!)

For all of you out there who tivo-ed the Biggest Loser, Top Chef, or Project Runway this week… (There are 3 images below! Please click on all 3!)

Trust me, I'm legal...

And this is just for starters...

For the record, my score was a 10...

Low-Flow What Now? (Another dr. ks collaboration! There are 2 images! Please click on both!)

There will not be earplugs in hell… (And thanks to dr. ks. for this comic idea!)

I went to school for 18 years, and all I got was this lousy MA… (plus crossword answers below!)

Not exactly the New York Times, but hey...

Who Knew I Was So Bitter? I Didn't. (Yeah, and cake and paintings and stuff.)